1.1 On emptiness
The blankness of this page is deliberate, load‑bearing, and not for sale. It was specified in the plans, budgeted for, and signed off by three separate people who have since stopped returning calls.
Notice of non‑content
This page has been intentionally left blank1
Every mark below this line is a clerical error. We regret them individually and in aggregate.
Blankness
100.000%
Nominal. Do not move the cursor.
There is more of it below
§ 1 Terms of the blankness
1.2 On this sentence
This sentence is aware of the contradiction and has filed the appropriate paperwork. So has the one after it. The paperwork is, regrettably, also text, and is therefore itself under review.
1.3 On your cursor
Movement of the pointer deposits a fine graphite dust across the sheet. This is normal. This is also, technically, vandalism. We have decided not to press the matter provided you clean up after yourself.
1.4 On the reverse side
The reverse of this page is blank for reasons of symmetry rather than policy. Attempts to view it have so far resulted only in furniture.
Nothing.
Independently verified. Drag across it if you must — it will only confirm the finding.
0 specks of evidence against us
§ 2 Instrument of blankness
Bureau of Deliberate Omission
This certifies that the sheet herein described was left blank on purpose, by a person who could have written something and chose, in the fullness of their judgement, not to.